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« on: July 07, 2009, 09:50:57 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2009, 10:06:09 PM »
333- Are you half evil?  Couldn't resist asking.   Smiley

Welcome to the forum.  I think. 

Now are you a woman in the army, or a man in the army wishing there were more women in the army?
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« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2009, 10:06:51 PM »
welcome to the forum 333.
why should anyone join the military at this time?
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« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2009, 10:32:39 PM »
PM me and we can split the enlistment recruiter bonus  ) an extra grand in your pocket  Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2009, 10:54:22 PM »
At 62 years old - they won't take me  Wink
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« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2009, 11:15:35 PM »
Yeah, and don't you get a medal too, in addition to the bonus??  LOL...
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« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2009, 11:18:54 PM »
Quote from: zenobia on July 07, 2009, 11:15:35 PM
Yeah, and don't you get a medal too, in addition to the bonus??  LOL...

i dunno , they keep trying to get the wife to go EOD  lol
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« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2009, 11:31:19 AM »
Uh.  No.  The Army most definitely will not take me, what with a couple of underlying medical conditions that made them kick me out after the first quarter of ROTC.  Although, damn, it'd be fun to see how fast I could get kicked out for setting up rape sting operations in basic training.  Brings new meaning to "Internal Affairs".   Grin

And, now that you mention it, why the Army?  Why not the Navy, or the Air Force?  Why not Blackwater, for that matter?
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« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2009, 11:47:00 AM »
Joining one of the .mil's would be counter intuitive to my diabolical plan of pillaging the local populace when TSHTF  Tongue MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Besides... Bowing to authority has not produced much fruit for the first half of my life.

It would be by definition insane to expect that to change.
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« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2009, 11:57:22 AM »
If you don´t mind being sexually harassed (or worse) and mobbed by male GIs, or get dropped in some remote minefield or get fumigated with friendly WMD fumes or barnacle-bombed by some crazy nameless militia, go for it.

OTOH I heard you get a free tit job and some college tuition so if you´re desperate enough... Grin

Signed, an European former peacekeeper (the opposite of *any* Army personnel, and proud of it).
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« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2009, 11:59:19 AM »
no thanks. for reasons most people here know.
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« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2009, 01:25:22 PM »
This guy (?) better hurry up and get all the recruitment in he can.  In about six months the military won't need recruiters; there will be thousands of people lined up wanting in for the  three hots and a cot thingy.
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« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2009, 02:04:25 PM »
I have a very bad problem with authority.
And a mouth that doesn't no when to shut up.
I wouldn't get past the recruiter's office, even if I wanted to try.
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« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2009, 10:20:15 AM »
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« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2009, 10:24:23 AM »
Yes, 333 being half of 666.....

I saw it on a bumper sticker once.  Never mind.  It was supposed to be funny. 
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