Looking to test a new business idea - any LATOCer's into internet dating?

[nicekitty]

Aaw, thanks, Michelle!  You were a great first subject!

Kimberly - sent you a PM.

Maitreya - I'm not charging for this...it is a test to see if I can help total strangers write/improve a profile.  I am considering doing this for money, but need to see if I can do the job before I charge some poor sucker for it (too damn honest, can't charge good money for a crappy service)...so I thought I'd take five or so test subjects on here for free, just to test my own skill.  Got a few slots left, if you're interested...

[731]

ARE YOU STARING AT MY GUNS?

Boomer Doomer into strong arms and small arms seeks gun buddy for fast draw practice.  Stick 'em up.

[heretic]

always touch yourself before you go out mate shopping , that way your not thinking with the wrong organ  when making a selection from the menu 

if that's not the whole of "Chesirely" advice in a nutshell.  Crude, rude and somewhat true.

[Michelle]

I'm trying the referral approach first. Seems safer.

[hippieinthehills]

Michelle, honey, you are rockin' those boots 

[jmhpolar]

always touch yourself before you go out mate shopping , that way your not thinking with the wrong organ  when making a selection from the menu 

if that's not the whole of "Chesirely" advice in a nutshell.  Crude, rude and somewhat true.

+1

A logical extension of the "never go grocery shopping on an empty stomach" meme...

[Broil]

I think miss kitty did a very nice job on my sample profile.




header:  TEOTWAKI and fun




I once spent $50, 000 in one day, but don't worry, that was a job.  I have my priorities straight, too.  I am employed, fit, and have my own friends.  Oh, and a wicked sense of humor.   My favorite catalogs are Cheaper Than Dirt and Victoria's Secret.

I'm looking for a salt of the earth guy, the sort of man who's fit from doing things like fixing cars or riding horses.  Someone my own age, who has established himself and has some real-life skills.  A guy who knows how to take care of himself, and doesn't drink too much or smoke. The sort of man who can field-strip an AR, saddle a horse, and tend a garden.  Someone who would rather go for a ride than sit and watch NASCAR.  A man who knows how to be supportive, and understands when to just listen.

I live a simple life, and keep busy with my animals.  My kids are a little older now, but I don't mind yours.  I'm not into the long-distance thing, and am looking for someone who lives within a couple hundred miles. 

...Oh, and don't know what TEOTWAKI is?  Ask me, I dare you...




*I got to be a test subject.* She's terrific and quite knowledgable. I learned some
things from her.

~M

Woohooo!  You're hot.

How about if the guy got fit from dumpster diving?

[Michelle]

Aw shucks.

I had an 80 year old guy ask me out last night.
He was the only one. Hahahaaaaa.


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[Broil]

Better not wait too long to make up your mind.  The ladies down at the senior center have been swarming around me like flies on ...... like bees on honey!

[Michelle]

Well he was wearing a kilt . . .

[Michelle]

Michelle, honey, you are rockin' those boots 

Aw thanks! I was at work one day and a really attractive woman and I
crossed paths. We chatted a bit, and it turned out that her kids dressed her.
No lie. A  lightbulb went off in my spotted brain, I have a kid! She can dress me!
She picked out the outfit.

[Michelle]

Thread bump. Ya'll need a doom-dating profile? May I suggest Nice Kitty.


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[Ana]

It's a good idea.

[Broil]

Big manic-depressive male, 49, experienced in living in a tent far from noisy people, seeks quiet female dressed in a short kilt with most of her teeth and bodyparts intact.  No tweakers, please. 

[StrangeFire]

Big manic-depressive male, 49, experienced in living in a tent far from noisy people, seeks quiet female dressed in a short kilt with most of her teeth and bodyparts intact.  No tweakers, please. 

ROFL Broil...